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Monday, February 12, 2007

In Which Duke Attempts To Swallow A Kielbasa    

Four in a row.  And now unranked.  It couldn't happen to a better team.  Oh wait, it could.  Because Duke sucks.

Simmons often compares rooting for the Yankees to rooting for the house in blackjack.  I say rooting for Duke is like rooting for global warming.  (Or perhaps the bird flu pandemic?  "Duke Flu Devils" would be an easy transition.)

Anyway, in honor of Duke sucking so much, here's a tangentially-related post discussing how Duke really does suck.


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