The King vs. the Unit

Tonight's pitching matchup:
Randy Johnson vs. King Felix.
And it's a Wednesday, the night ESPN has broadcast rights.
Are they showing this game?
No.

Hey... ESPN, I'm talking to you!
Hey Pal, you're excuses are your own!
Where did you learn your trade?
What makes you think you can work in the world of men?
You fucking child.

Ok, a minor amount of slack given cause they're showing teams involved in heated playoff races (anaheim v. oakland, st. louis v. florida), but still.