Jake Plummer aint got s--t on me!

I've gotten hooked on NCAA basketball early this year, and getting to watch the Zags epic win unfold last night was sweet sweet nectar.

I have only one thing to say:

Behold Adam Morrison.
















Get the chalk!

Best porn stache ever. This one will never be topped.

Seriously. During the Maryland/Zags game a couple nights ago, my lady friend (who discovered NCAA ball during last year's tourney) turned to me and said, "Oh! Adam Morrison! He's cute!"
Then they showed a close up. She was, to put it mildly, shocked.
About as shocked as the average woman would be to go to bed with Ashton Kutcher and wake up with Kyle Korver.

So get on board the Adam Morrison Porn Stache Bandwagon! There's plenty of room here, right next to Jihad Muhammad's enormous Dreds.