THAT'S How You Give A Press Conference!

This is excellent. Nice to know the comedy void that TO leaves behind has been filled. Between Dr. Don't Know, Jerome from SE, the Eastern Motors commercials and the stripper pole in his basement, Clinton Portis is becoming a real character. He's like Ricky Williams, except funny instead of high.

Unfortunately, it turns out that Jerome from Southeast died a tragic death before I even got to know him. Not even Dr. Don't Know knows what happened... in his own words, "Dr. Don't Know don't know a lot."

Can I lobby for Portis to sport the Dick Cheney mask next week?