You've heard of "tossing a can of gasoline on the fire" relievers, right?
Good lord.
What the hell? The only explanation I can come up with is that he's running a cocaine operation. Is there any other possible explanation?
This from the guy meant to replace Billy Wagner. I hope all across Philadelphia right now people are trading in their T.O. jerseys for Urbina ones.
Good lord.
What the hell? The only explanation I can come up with is that he's running a cocaine operation. Is there any other possible explanation?
This from the guy meant to replace Billy Wagner. I hope all across Philadelphia right now people are trading in their T.O. jerseys for Urbina ones.
posted by Alex at
11:30 AM
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Can we please talk about something important? Like the two Panther cheerleaders who had a Postgame Spread of their own in a bar bathroom?
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Jeff, at 11:50 AM
sorry. I thought attempted murder charges trumped drunken poon wrasslin.
Clearly, my priorities were crossed up.
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Alex, at 12:12 PM
I never meant to denigrate the murder charges... it's just by comparison, you know. Like you say, gotta have priorities in order.
I wonder if the statute of limitations has expired on Urbina's attempted murder of Red Sox fans with his "closer" performance a few years ago.
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Jeff, at 12:16 PM
how long must we wait for an Urbina episode of "Cribs"? Cause if there's one athlete who can justify his Scarface posters, it's Ugie.
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Alex, at 12:52 PM
More like The Last Boy Scout. BLAM-O! The beginning of that movie made an impression on me as a child, lemme tell you.
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Jeff, at 12:56 PM
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Alex, at 12:57 PM
More on the cheerleaders... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=21033
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Alex, at 4:39 PM
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