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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

From the Hamper    

A quick check of the news this morning reveals the following:

1) The U.S. gets WAY too bent out of shape over wide receiver celebrations. What Would Joe Buck Do? In other news, did you catch Chad Johnson's non-celebration dance celebration? If he'd start doing that for real, he'd pretty instantly become my favorite player in the NFL.

2) Jeremy Roenick is an old, worn out, asshat. In case you hadn't noticed, and, to quote the best announcer of all-time, "judging by the attendance, you haven't," U.S. hockey announced its lineup for the Olympics, which, coincidentally, will be held in that bastion of progressive freedom, Italy (see #1). Roenick was left off. Good riddance.

3) Brett Favre is legally blind. Either that or he is actively recruiting Ed Reed and Samari Rolle as wideouts for the Packers next year. They'd make pretty good receivers, I bet. Hell, even Neon Deion caught a pass.

Brett- seriously... think about it. What worked for the Wild Thing can work for you.

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