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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Trenadious Monté    

Trenadious Monté is Najeh Davenport's middle name.  Not his auto-generated Ron Mexico Name, or his auto-generated Ronaldinho Name, or even his plain old Porn Star Name.  His middle name by birth.  Najeh Trenadious Monté Davenport.  Impressive!  That name's long enough to make for good bathroom reading.


  • It is truly one of the all-time great names. It may never be topped.

    By Blogger Jesse, at 6:26 PM  

  • Fun with Brazilname, in case everyone had better things to do:

    Alex - Linho
    Chas - Budnito or Budninhosa
    Jeff - Doucettaldo
    Jesse - Willao
    Kelvin - Kelva

    By Blogger chas, at 10:20 AM  

  • I'm Maximillian Ecuador, bitch!

    By Blogger gabe, at 11:15 AM  

  • Gabriisco, or even better, Gabão

    By Blogger gabe, at 11:17 AM  

  • Don't forget that Fat Cow -> "Ferto"

    By Blogger Jeff, at 11:38 AM  

  • You know, jeff, the last time I Fertoed, I nearly dropped a full Monte in bed at Kelvin's bachelor party.

    By Blogger Alex, at 11:54 AM  

  • Agreed. That was one trenadious Ferto.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 11:58 AM  

  • Oh, and my Ron Mexico name is "Bubba Ontario" when I go by Jeffrey.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 12:03 PM  

  • "Jean Pierre Nova Scotia," which could double as my bizarro canadian name. And if I use my full name, I get "Hunk Micronesia," which is what I'll change my name to when I become a hot shot mafia defense lawyer. Hunk Micronesia: attorney at law.

    By Blogger chas, at 2:27 PM  

  • Danny Papua New Guinea

    Not quite as good as Maximillian Ecuador or Hunk Micronesia. Or Ron Mexico, for that matter.

    By Blogger Jesse, at 8:01 PM  

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