Ok, so some might say the Yankees are in trouble. They trail Boston by 3.5. They still have about 10 games left against the Devil Rays, who they make look like the "When it is" cheat team from Baseball Stars.
They're paying 12 million to watch Bernie Baseball tank popups and strike out, a lot.
They're actually excited about acquiring Alan Embree and Mark Bellhorn.
And how are they wasting another 11 million?
Da na na na na na na na... HEY! I SUCK!
Ah, but have no fear... September callups are here, and straight from the Cashman nostalgia file...
Comes the missing piece of the puzzle.
We got you now, you fuckers.
They're paying 12 million to watch Bernie Baseball tank popups and strike out, a lot.
They're actually excited about acquiring Alan Embree and Mark Bellhorn.
And how are they wasting another 11 million?
Da na na na na na na na... HEY! I SUCK!
Ah, but have no fear... September callups are here, and straight from the Cashman nostalgia file...
Comes the missing piece of the puzzle.
We got you now, you fuckers.
posted by Alex at
9:21 AM
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Excuse me. The Sox got YOU. They got you like Giambi's got crabs.
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Jeff, at 12:03 PM
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