Last night's NCAA action marked the passing of the torch in the proud hoops tradition of the skeezy white point guard hall of fame.
You remember, this was established by none other that the Don himself,
White Chocolate.
"Check out the hook, while my DJ revolves it!"
The proud tradition was carried on to glory, on the wings of Gerry MacNamara (with a little help from Carmelo Anthony and Hakeem Warrick).
"Please, Hammer, don't hurt me."
But last night the GMac smart lease went 0-6 from the field, and looked shellshocked. And if there's one thing that Don JWill taught us, it's that White Chocolate always gotta run smooth.
So, without further ado, I give you the future of skinhead point guards:
Derek Raivio, twink.
As I remarked last night during Gonzaga's come from behind win, he looks like a rich suburban kid who deals his mom's Xanax to his classmates so they'll hang out with him, only then he gets arrested and tossed into jail. While there, he shaves his head and dons some tats, and joins the Aryan Nation simply to avoid mass prison rape.
Here's to you, Mr. Undersized Skinhead Point Guard. You keep America rolling along.
You remember, this was established by none other that the Don himself,
White Chocolate.
"Check out the hook, while my DJ revolves it!"
The proud tradition was carried on to glory, on the wings of Gerry MacNamara (with a little help from Carmelo Anthony and Hakeem Warrick).
"Please, Hammer, don't hurt me."
But last night the GMac smart lease went 0-6 from the field, and looked shellshocked. And if there's one thing that Don JWill taught us, it's that White Chocolate always gotta run smooth.
So, without further ado, I give you the future of skinhead point guards:
Derek Raivio, twink.
As I remarked last night during Gonzaga's come from behind win, he looks like a rich suburban kid who deals his mom's Xanax to his classmates so they'll hang out with him, only then he gets arrested and tossed into jail. While there, he shaves his head and dons some tats, and joins the Aryan Nation simply to avoid mass prison rape.
Here's to you, Mr. Undersized Skinhead Point Guard. You keep America rolling along.
2 Comments:
How could you leave out preseason All-Aryan point guard Greg Paulus? He looks just like the punk-ass bitch that he is.
By Jeff, at 11:45 AM
wait, Greg Paulus is WHITE?
By Alex, at 2:33 PM
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