Kerry Wood's Annual Rite

So Kerry Wood is hurt.  Again.  I think it's time to trade Kerry Wood to the Yankees, just so we can expand the old joke from Small/Wang to Small/Wang/Wood.  Oh, and how could we forget the Big Unit.

Interesting that one can make (sorta) amusing dick jokes about pitchers while excluding Hall-Of-Fame "members" Jimmy Gobble and Dick Harden.  (Well, we could do it without them if we wanted to... which we do not.  Gobble Gobble Gobble!!!)