Bad News, D'Brickashaw... A Pancake Block Isn't Something You Eat

What newly minted Jets OT D'Brickashaw Ferguson plans to do with his newfound riches, according to the Sporting News (via Touching All the Bases):

While most players listed a home or a luxury item - Jimmy Williams of Virginia Tech plans on buying a Lamborghini, which suggests to me that he's not on the Patriots' draft board - Ferguson kept it simple, and for an offensive lineman, appropriate. His answer: "I'll probably get something to eat."

That's right.  Who needs a car anyway?  Why buy something you can't fit into?