All Hail Pence

I have a new favorite ballplayer.
Hunter Pence, stud CF for Houston.
Why, you ask?

If you've ever seen the door that leads to my roofdeck, you already know the answer.

A couple important notes:
I was not naked. Likelihood that Pence was naked: 99%.
His door was glass. Mine was screen. Advantage: me.

Bless you, Hunter, for making me look less stupid by comparison.

h/t.