Postgame Spread
You guys hangin' out? I'll hang out.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Here's what's going on outside my window right now.

Please, please God, please tell me Jamie Moyer is riding down Broad St. on a gigantic toilet...

By Jeff, at 12:17 PM
listen, massholio, one more word out of you and i'm gonna kick you in the dice-k. i've waited my whole life for this!

hahahahahaha!
/pointing

By Kabir, at 1:37 PM
Spotted Moyer, and indeed, no toilet.

By Alex, at 3:30 PM
Alex: what a waste... a golden opportunity has been flushed down the drain.

Kabir: Simmer down, now! Jamie Moyer does have poopy pants. (I hope that's not what you were waiting your whole life for.) That's all I was saying.

You're lucky I've matured, and that I'm happy for you and your fair-to-middling city. And I really am. I am firmly in the camp of "everyone, except Raider fans, deserves to know what this feels like." So, mazel tov. I'll straighten you out some other time.

By Jeff, at 5:03 PM