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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

True Facts    

Jason Giambi found a different substance that flies beneath detection.  And by substance, I'm obviously talking about somebody's poop.

Sports Guy's "Paps" response in today's mailbag was incredible.  (Search downwards for "Papelbon.")

Barry "The Clear" Bonds ought to break the record with the Giants... just so people don't bitch about the DH rule helping him out.  If people want to bitch about him, they should concentrate on the hundreds of HRs he hit while (allegedly, though obviously) on steroids, or how he's the biggest cocksucker since Ty Cobb... not some trivial issue with the DH rule.

Three magical words: hockey training camp.

Six words that make me want to puke: Boynton and Raycroft are holding out.  Goddammit... there goes my attempt to keep things short.  MIKE O'CONNELL, YOU F#&@$D UP!!!!!!!!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.  Two prominent Bruins hold out for money they're never gonna get.  Hey, who needs a #1 defenseman and a Calder Trophy goaltender?  It's not like the Bruins can do anything about it at this point... they have approximately $5 million to spend on the two of them, with room for midseason additions, and that won't work.  I guess they were too busy throwing cash at Bananaman and a diminutive speedster whose uniform should have a spoked "IR" instead of a spoked "B" to worry about signing the guys they needed... I mean, good God, how could they blow off their friggin starting goalie????????  I suppose the Bruins can point a finger at Samsonov and Bananaman for being selfish (which I suspect will happen if things go even further south) but management has to be responsible for this.

1 Comments:

  • Yeah? Did he combine it with A-Rod??? Hmmm?????????? Cause THAT'S the funny part.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 11:13 PM  

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