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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Huhhhuh... He Said "Buttocks"    

From the AP via KFFL:

The Associated Press reports New York Yankees SP Carl Pavano (shoulder) threw for the first time Wednesday, April 5, since bruising his buttocks last week when he played catch for 10 minutes.

Kids, this is why legal grammar alone cannot convey a thought correctly.  Are we supposed to think Pavano bruised his ass while playing catch?  Unless he backed into A-Rod's face by accident, I don't see any way it could have happened.

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