Do Not Eat Me, I Am Not A Ham!!!

I recognize that this thread is worthless without pics, but the story of the weekend comes from the NFL notes in Sunday's Globe, under "Daddy's Little Girl":

It's not often an NFL player has a younger sister who plays football. It is not often a 300-pound NFL offensive lineman doesn't outweigh his younger sister.

Both of the above apply to Jets rookie center Nick Mangold and his sister, Holley, a 16-year-old junior who is 5 feet 9 inches, 300 pounds, and could start at guard for Archbishop Alter High in Kettering, Ohio (about 45 miles southeast of Matt Light's hometown of Greenville).

A nominee for quote of the year comes from a proud father.

``Holley just enjoys that cold rush when you smack into somebody. It's hard for me to say about my little buttercup, but it's true," Vern Mangold told the Associated Press.

That "buttercup" is packing enough butter to give diabetes to half of Somalia.