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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Weirder and weirder    

So there's only one situation in which I'll make a joke about suicide.

And this is it.

Read this through, and check out the amazing and totally unrelated Parcells quote towards the end.

Ok, so the joke wasn't about suicide, but I find it fascinating and somewhat hilarious that they paired these two stories together. Forest for the trees, people.

2 Comments:

  • Looks like they altered the article text. What was the quote?

    By Blogger Jeff, at 3:25 PM  

  • They segued from the TO announcement straight to alternate Cowboys injury updates, which included the following:

    On Tuesday, the Cowboys also practiced without tight end Jason Witten, whose wife was having a baby. Terry Glenn practiced, albeit with several stitches in his thumb.

    "He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand."

    By Blogger Alex, at 3:58 PM  

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