Thursday Afternoon Bible Study

Checking in quick today to direct your attention to this site, which is an onion of hilarity.

For bragging purposes, I'd choose to sport the Moses Malone jersey, which besides being a sweet allusion, cites Exodus chapter 20:
"I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. You shall have no other gods before me."

Peyton Manning's jersey, which cites Matthew, Chapter 18, is pretty interesting:
"If your brother sins against you, go and show him his fault, just between the two of you. If he listens to you, you have won your brother over. But if he will not listen, take one or two others along, so that 'every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses. If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the church; and if he refuses to listen even to the church, treat him as you would a pagan or a tax collector."

But by far and away the best is Atlanta #7, Ron Mexico himself, whose jersey cites Mark, Chapter 7:
"Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, "Listen to me, everyone, and understand this. Nothing outside a man can make him 'unclean' by going into him. Rather, it is what comes out of a man that makes him 'unclean.' "

Indeed.


So endeth the lesson, bitches.