Bertuzzi Is A Huge, Talented Man

Quote from the Red Wings' head coach concerning his new forward, Todd Bertuzzi:

"Bertuzzi is a huge, talented man that adds the dimensions of size and skill that we need on one of our top two lines," Detroit coach Mike Babcock told The Associated Press.

So coach 'Cock needs huge, talented men on top.  With size.  (In bed!)

No, I will not grow up.