Joe Buck's Armageddon

A USC hockey goalie threw the best tantrum I've ever heard of:

The junior from Clinton, N.Y., was "riding his hockey stick like a horse and slapping his butt," North Park Officer Mike Stauffer said in a report.

After pulling down his pants [and mooning the crowd], [Mickey] Meyer slapped his bare bottom several times, Stauffer said.

The motivation?

"I had my fill of these refs," Meyer said on an Internet broadcast of the game, according to The Herald-Journal of Logan.

You sure did, Mickey. I can't wait for this guy to become a professional wrestler.