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Thursday, September 20, 2007

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Q1: What is 1,056 dicks?

Q2: What is 1.5 games?

A1: A lot of dicks

A2: Two more blown saves by the God of Fuck.

Beep! Perfect score. Gold star.

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  • Point of order:

    144 is a gross of dicks.

    1,728 is a great gross of dicks

    256, in the British Isles, is a "tithing" of dicks.

    And, of course, as we all know, a bag of dicks is 16 dicks.

    So you see, 1,056 isn't merely a lot of dicks... it's 66 bags.

    Anyway, you can eat an imperial bushel of dried dickweed.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 11:36 AM  

  • p.s. blow me

    By Blogger Jeff, at 11:37 AM  

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