I BEE-LIEEEEEEVE!

I believe David Ortiz will earn his MVP this week (as if he hasn't already).

I believe Aaron Small will accept his karmic retribution before the season ends.

I believe Alan Embree is a member of the Ramiro Mendoza Society, an association of baseball moles taking down enemies from the inside.

I believe the Indians are going to the playoffs, one way or another.

I believe that if the Yankees want to make the playoffs, they'd better pray to God they have a two-game lead on Friday morning, because...

I believe the Sox are taking two of three this weekend.

I believe the Sox and Yankees will play 163 regular-season games.

I believe the Sox will win the playoff game behind an Alex F. Cora 3-run HR... off of Alan Embree.

I believe Alex Lehr is gonna have a big ol' shitburger to eat next Monday.  (Shitburger?)