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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Executive Of the Year    

So, under normal circumstances, there's nothing funny about sexual harrassment.
When Isiah Thomas is involved, however, the phrase "normal" goes right out the window (along with a proven blue chip post presence in favor of more undersized swingmen).
Yep. Master T is being sued by a former employee for sexual harrassment.

Boo this man!


















I won't get into the arguments to be made about his alleged sexual advances, cause there really isn't much funny there.

But check out this nugget of joy: "The lawsuit also alleges that Thomas told Browne Sanders he was pushing for more home games at noon on Sundays. His plan, according to Browne Sanders, was to have opposing players go to certain clubs, including strip clubs, that Thomas had connections with on Saturday nights and get them drunk so they would be sluggish for the game the next day."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Isiah must be connected with some broke tooth, nappy ass strippers, given the Knicks record of futility with him at the helm.

















"What, I can't get any love from you today?"

3 Comments:

  • I think Isiah is clearly under a lot of stress. If you run the Raptors or the CBA into the ground, you can walk away and still get VIP seating at prestigious restaurants. If you run the Knicks into the ground worse than any of the others, however, you'll be eating cat poop in no time. (Clearly, there are life lessons to be learned from Anchorman.) The point is that his life as an NBA big shot is coming to an end, and he's freaking out about it: lashing out at Simmons, making sexual advances to employees, and so forth. If anything, it's good news, because we know the end is near.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 10:08 AM  

  • I hope you're right, but view it differently-
    Supposedly his sexual advances began the day he arrived on the job. So I see this less as indicating his desperation, and more so as proof that he now thinks he's invincible.
    I see him strutting the halls of MSG, slapping briefs out of people's hands, shouting, "I'm Isiah Thomas, Bitch!"

    By Blogger Alex, at 11:10 AM  

  • Slapping people's briefs is also harassment.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 11:17 AM  

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