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Monday, October 02, 2006

Thank Yous And Spank Yous    

THANK YOUS
1) The Redskins, for winning in OT on an S-Moss yardage bomb.  Great game.
2) The Patriots, for peeing the Bengals' rug.
3) The Jets, for suckity-suck-sucking.
4) The Red Sox, for ending my misery.  Third goddamn place.  That's bush.  More on this later.

SPANK YOUS
1) Tigers choked away the AL Central to the Twins.  Have fun losing in the ALCS, Twins.  You fuckers.
2) Dodgers and Padres knocked out the Phillies... without being even remotely talented.
3) The Yankees.  Go fuck yourselves and die.  More on this later, too.

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