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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Speaking of NFL and Hillary    

So.... Let's headline this story, shall we?

Peyton Manning Likes Little Girls
Peyton Parties With Puppy Poonani
Peyton Manning, Lawnmower
Peyton Manning, Killing Jesse One Day At A Time

At this point next month, the Colts will have celebrated their championship by preaching about Jeebus to a room full of hateful, hateful bastards, and by spending an afternoon grabbing itty bitty titty (and getting paid for it). Congratulations, Jesse, on your wonderful choice of team.

And yes, I'm fully aware of the hypocrisy of a Duke fan bringing this up, what with this week's Superly Snuka atomic elbow drop laid on Hansbrough, and Coach K's subsequent use of the Isaiah Defense ("If Chewbacca is still in the game, you must ACQUIT!").

But seriously, Peyton, WTF?



  • That isn't one of the moms he's dancing with? Because he is going to hit that.

    Anyway, totally bizarre, but I already knew Peyton was totally bizarre.

    By Blogger Jesse, at 2:44 PM  

  • Also, Lehr, in case you forgot, you're a

    1) Yankees fan

    2) Broncos fan

    3) Duke fan.

    Just sayin...

    By Blogger Jesse, at 5:17 PM  

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