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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Ocho Cinco's Attempt to Get On America's Good Side Again    

Chad Johnson, better known as Ocho Cinco, wants to wear the name "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his uniform instead of "Johnson."  But the NFL prohibits players from putting anything but their last names on the backs of their jerseys.

This rule leaves a rational person only one option.  But it leaves Ocho Cinco another option.

Jesus, if you're out there, and you love football, then please, please, please make this happen...

1 Comments:

  • I'm not sure the courts would allow this change. Generally, they haven't allowed someone to don a number as their moniker, as it could lead to too much confusion. Don't know though whether a number in a non-English language would count.

    More here: http://www.slate.com/id/2196204/pagenum/all/

    By Blogger Alex, at 11:53 AM  

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