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Friday, January 13, 2006

As You Get Older, You Take The Good With The Bad    

Bad News: Julian "Oh, No" Tavarez is in the fold with the Sox.  This is using the liberal interpretation of "bad news."  It's basically a good move, but that will only be true until, ohhh, October 1st.  Or the last Yankee series of the year.  Whichever comes first.

Good news: Kevin Millar is also signed... with Baltimore!  That thud you just heard off in the distance is Miguel Tejada slapping his forehead and yelling "D'oh!"

The Orioles' GM must have a copy of the Baseball Almanac with a typo that shows the 1993 Red Sox winning the division, because he's certainly following the blueprint.  They're having the worst, most pathetic offseason I can remember.  If they'd done nothing at all, not a single free-agent signing, they'd be better off than they are now.  Instead they signed Ramon Hernandez (OK) and a bunch of utter garbage (Oy Vey).

1 Comments:

  • Orioles fans should jump ship to Toronto. Jays hats outselling O's ones at Camden this year might send the right message to Peter Angelos.

    By Blogger Alex, at 10:44 AM  

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