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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Enormous Object Hurtling for Houston    

So the Rocket comes out of the retirement closet* one more time, back to the 'Stros.

The worst part of this whole debacle isn't that Tanyon Sturtze will continue to wear a major league uniform, but this little nugget:

"Although we are disappointed that Roger Clemens will not be joining the Red Sox, we are glad that we went through the process and reconnected as an organization with Roger," the Red Sox said in a statement. "We wish him the best of luck with Houston and in the National League. When Roger's career does come to an end, we will welcome him to Fenway Park and will forever consider him to be a legendary and beloved member of the Boston Red Sox."

Jeff, calm down... remember to breathe.
I did like the qualifier, "we...will forever consider him to be..." Not, "He will forever be."


*feel free to replace "retirement closet" with "steroids suspension closet" or, heck, just "closet" as appropriate. By the way, Roger Clemens is a Gay.

2 Comments:

  • Oh it's you again, eh Dolphin Boy? WELL CRAM IT, FAT STUFF.

    Dolphin Boy Clemens can take a whole shower's worth of flying fucks as far as I'm concerned. Better off this way. I relish the idea of booing his obese traitorous ass in a few years when he tries to make nice with the fans and sell some books.

    By Blogger Jeff, at 4:39 PM  

  • Unless they're cookbooks, I don't wanna hear peep from Dolphin Boy.

    By Blogger Alex, at 9:38 AM  

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