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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Top 10 Things Marco Materazzi Really Said To Zinedine Zidane    

1. "Nice to see the medics fixed your knee when you got hurt.  You know, because fixing injuries in the middle of the game is a difficult job that can only be done for a lot of money."
2. "Go fuck a baguette, pecker-neck."
3. "I really liked your work in Hostel."
4. "PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY! PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY! PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-WIT-A BASEBALL BAT!"
5. "If you were a penis, and I was Lindsay Lohan's vagina, what would you do?"
6. "Psst... wanna be an internet cliche?"
7. "OK, so if all the calls Dwyane Wade got in the Finals were bullshit, what do you consider a foul?"
8. "Taytonka!  Taytonka!"
9. "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is the best band ever."
10. "So, how's your wife and my kids?"

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