So's I'm reading the Dugout, right, like always, and there is an hilarious madcap event in which the Brothers Giles get nude together and terrify Khalil Greene in the shower. I found it highly entertaining, for the idea of two brothers who are not only batshit crazy but comfortable with their own bodies in that manner is indeed a laugh and a half. And that's before the Heathcliff-esque climax.
Then I found out HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE TOTALLY COMPLETELY REAL AND THEY REALLY DO THAT TO UNSUSPECTING PADRES.
I believe this is the first known occurrence of life imitating The Dugout. And I can't emphasize strongly enough how much I love the precedent it sets. Here's hoping for the first confirmed real-life incident in which a woman is asked by a certain set-up man to "have sex the Kyle Farnsworth way."
Then I found out HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE TOTALLY COMPLETELY REAL AND THEY REALLY DO THAT TO UNSUSPECTING PADRES.
I believe this is the first known occurrence of life imitating The Dugout. And I can't emphasize strongly enough how much I love the precedent it sets. Here's hoping for the first confirmed real-life incident in which a woman is asked by a certain set-up man to "have sex the Kyle Farnsworth way."
Labels: baseball, basketball, The Dugout
posted by Jeff at
1:28 PM
3 Comments:
WWTHD?
By
Alex, at 2:19 PM
How the hell did USA Today sign off on that article? I don't know what to say.
By
Jesse, at 2:59 PM
Say "thank you, USA Today." That's what you say.
Either that, or you say "Oh, boy!"
By
Jeff, at 3:33 PM
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