Stupid blog... be more funny! Things been all serious up in the hizzie lately. We need some more jokes.
Then again, jokes are hard. And I'm exhausted from a long day of ranting. How's about I slap together a bunch of links to other people who are funny. That's easy.
TopTen Twelve Dugouts Ever
12. In which Scott Proctor attempts to date Cat Osterman, and Andy Pettite relates an anecdote from Houston
11. In which Jon Papelbon takes down Jim Thome in Tecmo Bowl
10. In which Mr. Met sends Albert Pujols into e'slump
9. IN WHICH! PECOTA BATTLES! WITH THE SIGNING OF! GIL MECHE!
8. In which A-Rod dabbles in risque epithets
7. In which Manny and Roger do likewise
6. In which George Steinbrenner tempts Manny with "gandy"
5. In which Johan Santana bitches about Derek Jeter's video game cover
4. In which Dmitri Young chokes the hell out of a lady cop for the first time, and is rescued by Delmon
3. In which Lou Piniella expresses his feelings towards Bob Howry and Ryan Dempster
2. In which The Brothers Giles shower
1. In which Farnsworth makes beautiful music of his own for Osterman, after sabotaging Proctor
TopTen Twelve Dugout Quotes Ever
12. SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what in the fuck is fruit by the foot
11. PECOTA: QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, MR. DUCKWORTH!!!!!!!
10. problem_giles_2: Oh yeah bro, that is some hilarious junks!
8a. MetLife: /wiggles fingers... shit bitch hell dammit shit hell boobies; cunttttttt
8b. MetLife: i got stitches on my face and bitches at my place, ya feel me
7. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you must now have sex with me the kyle farnsworth way
6. WinBenSteinsBrenner: now you and the chinaman get into my van
5. HoldAndPettitte: and then Clemens rips one and sweat goes EVERYWHERE and Bagwell just COLLAPSES
4. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well look at these morose motherfuckers right here, looks like somebody shit in their fruited loops
3. JohanSolo: I made Torii Hunter's homerun trot him holding up a sign that says "Derek Jeter is a shit bag"
2. DudeYerGettinADelmon: boom bitch
1. WordUpThome: HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
(the link isn't the original... but it's way better. Bow chicka bow bow.)
Then again, jokes are hard. And I'm exhausted from a long day of ranting. How's about I slap together a bunch of links to other people who are funny. That's easy.
Top
12. In which Scott Proctor attempts to date Cat Osterman, and Andy Pettite relates an anecdote from Houston
11. In which Jon Papelbon takes down Jim Thome in Tecmo Bowl
10. In which Mr. Met sends Albert Pujols into e'slump
9. IN WHICH! PECOTA BATTLES! WITH THE SIGNING OF! GIL MECHE!
8. In which A-Rod dabbles in risque epithets
7. In which Manny and Roger do likewise
6. In which George Steinbrenner tempts Manny with "gandy"
5. In which Johan Santana bitches about Derek Jeter's video game cover
4. In which Dmitri Young chokes the hell out of a lady cop for the first time, and is rescued by Delmon
3. In which Lou Piniella expresses his feelings towards Bob Howry and Ryan Dempster
2. In which The Brothers Giles shower
1. In which Farnsworth makes beautiful music of his own for Osterman, after sabotaging Proctor
Top
12. SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what in the fuck is fruit by the foot
11. PECOTA: QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, MR. DUCKWORTH!!!!!!!
10. problem_giles_2: Oh yeah bro, that is some hilarious junks!
8a. MetLife: /wiggles fingers... shit bitch hell dammit shit hell boobies; cunttttttt
8b. MetLife: i got stitches on my face and bitches at my place, ya feel me
7. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you must now have sex with me the kyle farnsworth way
6. WinBenSteinsBrenner: now you and the chinaman get into my van
5. HoldAndPettitte: and then Clemens rips one and sweat goes EVERYWHERE and Bagwell just COLLAPSES
4. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well look at these morose motherfuckers right here, looks like somebody shit in their fruited loops
3. JohanSolo: I made Torii Hunter's homerun trot him holding up a sign that says "Derek Jeter is a shit bag"
2. DudeYerGettinADelmon: boom bitch
1. WordUpThome: HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
(the link isn't the original... but it's way better. Bow chicka bow bow.)
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