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Friday, May 04, 2007

This is my BROOMSTICK!    

Nothing gets the Yankees well quite like a trip to Texas. They've now won 10 in a row down there. Things are looking up - Andy Pettitte is anchoring the staff like the stud he is, they fired the hell out of the rat-faced little bastard in charge of tearing everone's hammies, and Farnworth looks like he's upped his prescription, now sporting coke-bottle lenses, straight outta Major League. Of course, it's not helping, as he gave up a tater to Teixeira last night, but hey, maybe they can trade him to the Phillies for Lieber.

Other good news for the Yanks-

Phil Hughes is on the DL with a hammy pull (surprise surprise), but it's a routine thing, and hopefully will keep his arm fresh come September.*

Carl Pavano is headed to Dr. Andrews. He's the Barbaro of MLB. In the words of Mr. Grocer, "why don't you just shoot the fucker already?" This tears it. From now on, he's no longer Glass Carl- he's Barbaro.

*who am I kidding- this injury fucking sucks ass. I was freaking out during that no-no he had going, and with one look at the kid's face post-hammy pull, I was sold. He was in massive pain, and did NOT want out of that game. Love it.



  • But America LOVES Barbaro.
    If you're going to liken Pavano to a horse, try this guy:

    By Blogger rusch, at 12:18 PM  

  • frank wins.

    By Blogger Alex, at 1:14 PM  

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