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Monday, April 21, 2008

Well, Back To Talking About How Versus Sucks    

I'm in Boston. NESN is televising the Bruins/Canadiens game, so I get to hear the dulcet tones of Andy Brickley. (For the last time this season, from the look of it.)

Versus is also televising the Bruins/Canadiens game. But they are also also televising the fantastic Capitals/Flyers game, currently tied at 2-2 after two periods.

Naturally, since Bruins/Canadiens is on locally, and is therefore blacked out as a national broadcast due to NESN's territorial rights, Versus is sending us the Caps/Flyers game. After all, the people who run Versus and the NHL are logical and rational, and realize that blacking out hockey entirely due to local restrictions is antiquated, short-sighted, and stupid.

Oh. My mistake. It's a bunch of cowboy dickbuckets trying to stay on top of an abused cow.

Fuck you, Gary Bettman. Fuck you in the face.

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3 Comments:

  • "It's a bunch of cowboy dickbuckets trying to stay on top of an abused cow."

    Best. Sentence. Ever.

    By Blogger Alex Lehr, at 8:50 AM  

  • "Bucket" is the new "bag," i.e. the new preferred vulgarity modifier. Try it, it's fun!

    The only word that fails the "bucket > bag" test is "ass." Assbags FTW. Technically speaking, "whorebag" beats out "whorebucket," but they're both too weak to bother discussing in depth. "Jizzbag" makes a game of it vs. "jizzbucket," however.

    Man this is some deep and enlightening sports talk. Look out, David Halberstam!

    By Blogger Jeff, at 4:05 PM  

  • David Halberstam knows 185 euphamisms for vajajay, and can recite a tear-jerking anecdote about each and every one.

    By Blogger Alex Lehr, at 10:13 AM  

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