Operation Scheyerface

Good lord, do I wish I'd known about Operation Scheyerface. I might have watched the game!

My favorite, of course, is the one at the end of Jon Scheyer photoshopped upon the famous Duke Baby father's lap. At this point that baby may as well be Maryland basketball's official mascot... the Maryland Duke Babies has a ring to it, no?

Duke gets all the calls?

So I admit, I didn't see a single minute of last night's Wake upset over Duke.
But I did notice something the box score -
ALL FIVE DUKE STARTERS FOULED OUT.

WTF?

That is seriously hard to do, and smells about as fishy as Jeff's fingers on a friday night.

Department of Shut Yo Mouth

Is anyone the least bit surprised that this beeotch went to Duke?

Separated at birth?

This... Is My BROOMSTICK!

Light a match and drop it on a sofa, cause the Terps swept Duke!



Is this better than an NCAA appearance? As a casual observer, carrying only a mild rooting interest in the Terrapins predicated on their utter disdain for Duke, I say yes. Also, recall that the ACC championship depicted in the above picture softened the disappointment of the Terps' subsequent elimination in the NCAA tourney. This suggests that one needs not judge oneself simply by NCAA Tournament glory.