Jeff Brantley is not a clutch announcer

This is so goddamned good, they might as well just retire Fire Joe Morgan.

Yankee AnalYsis: The Freshman Class

Here's my quick analysis of the Yankee rookies, photos courtesy of pinstripe alley.

Joba: looks fat, even in a lion costume.

Phil Hughes: entirely too pleased with himself.

Ian Kennedy: I'd hit it.

Kei Igawa: Good lord that costume is awesome.

Chase Wright: overshadowed by the fact that Phil Hughes is rocking the fanny pack. I'm supposed to trust the future of this team to a dude in a fanny pack?

Edwar: That is one stringy gramama.