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Monday, June 09, 2008

WHAT DID I SAY?    

What did I say?



What did I say?

WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY??? WHAT DID I SAY?????? TELL ME WHAT I SAID!!!!!

DID I PERHAPS SAY THAT LEON POWE IS A FUCKING MANIAC AND NEEDS MORE MINUTES, BECAUSE HE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND HE DOESSSSSSSSSSSSS


Leon Powe instantaneously transformed this team back into the 66-win juggernaut that it has NOT been at any point in these playoffs. For the last six weeks, we've been wondering what happened to the Celtics. Doc Rivers killed them by burying Powe.

If you seek evidence that Doc is ignorant, and that his coaching job the past six weeks merits the death penalty, look no further than the shabby treatment of #0.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

The Key To The Finals    



Abide by this JPEG, and the Celtics will bring it home. Ignore its sage wisdom, and watch your dreams shatter before your bare feet. (h/t to BDL liveblog)

I'm cautiously optimistic about this series, if only because I think people have conveniently forgotten the Celtics' defensive superiority, as well as their successful containment of Mr. Bryant (pre-Gasol) during the regular season.

I fully expect this series to be aesthetically revolting... and a classic.

Celtics in 7.

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