OMFG RED SOX SUX0RS I HATE THEM EFF TEH YANKEES 2

Kidding!



Now that I've broken my blog duck for 2011, I can go back to tackling the question of what to do with myself now that all my teams have won. Hint: it includes less sports. But still, I'm curious as to why the biggest September collapse in history doesn't bother me much, while the mere mention of Rex Ryan makes me want to kick an infant. I'm accepting ideas for an explanation.

In case you're curious, though, here's a summary of what life will be like once your teams win everything there is to be won:

1. You'll have your life back.
2. You'll look for some exciting new sport on which to waste that life.

For me, that's been soccer. Which reminds me, I haven't watched soccer in almost two hours, brb! I'll leave you with this:

Warning: Exposure to the Washington Nationals may cause boredom, death

RIP, Harry Kalas. At least you go out as a World Fucking Champion.

The Dark Knight Returns

From yesterday's pregame ring ceremony.

Also: Jack Taschner is my new favorite Phillie.

Dreaming of Spring

yesterday, it surpassed 60 degrees here. Today's in the mid fifties. And today, we get our first shots from Phillies camp in Phlorida.

Take one look at this shot of Chase and tell me you don't feel less seasonally depressed.